just walk it off.
drink water you’ll be fine
Staring at this far too intently.
Oh my god. It’s like a train wreck.
It’s just a flesh wound.
you are the weakest link, goodbye!
(Source: saudadedysphoria)
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
themostinterestingsonintheworld:
i have to do this guys because it’s so great.there-were-no-good-cocks-left
Bahahaha.
ummm… Princess Cockberry?
cocktheartist
the most interesting cock in the world
accurate.
Cockplayingasaxophone
Ok
DrCock
Chocolate wonka cock.
oh shit, new candy idea.
cock
^LMAO
cock-pretty-awkward
sir-cocksalot
go-forth-and-fiercethecockdown
(Source: supaspicy)
“So tonight I’ll sit and pick apart your pictures
And over analyze your words
But the truth is that I’ve never fallen so hard
It’s taking everything in me
Just to forget your sweater so far ”
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
fucking quality ^^
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK!
shit tyrone. get it together
god dammit. tyrone this is why we can’t afford things.
you wanna be spilling milk and shit, just like your damn daddy!
(Source: goo.gl)
Some people will never understand what its like to be truly alone, I promised myself that I would try my best to never let anyone feel as I felt
About me
breath easy speak freely
the names J.P.
I love finding beauty in the worst places.
I'm gay
i live in Texas
I'm Rock Fucking Solid.
I live my life how I want to.
Fuck the bullshit just be happy.
be yourself
love yourself
now go forth and Fuck some shit UP!
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